Good point about the bear spray.
I think they should sell a mixture spray - pepper and salt spray, the bears would appreciate it. Maybe add a little A-1 sauce.
I watched a video of Police officers being sprayed in training....
They were lined up and the instructor walked down the line giving each a blast in the face. All but one guy fell, ran, cried, cursed, blubbered, etc.
That one guy reacted a bit different - he immediently grabbed the sprayer around the throat.
I call him Mr Bear! Hahaha.
I am not a curmudgeon, I am THE Curmudgeon!