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Can't wait for the jokes...

I'd say a G-18

 

10mm.
nothing else can match its raw power. a nuke pails in comparison.:supergrin:

 

10mm hahaha

 

Chuck would be the G20 with a 10MM barrel.
Bruce Lee would be the same gun with the 9x25 Dillon barrel installed.

Chris Farley would be the G21, since he moves (OK, moved) almost as slow as 230 grain .45 bullets do.

 

Ha I was also gonna say either g20 or g18....

but don't forget about the ninja glock that was discussed on this site earlier

 

G20 because everyone knows what happens when you fire a Glock 10mm.

 

Chuck Norris a Glock???

When Glocks ka-boom it's because they heard Chuck Norris is near and they commit suicide so that he won't squeeze the life out of their Tupperware grips. :upeyes:

 

i think he would be a 22

 

G20 fer sure!!

 

lmfao.. I love it.

 

For sure, the oldest model, G17.:rofl:

 

Chuck would be the mythical but well-known Glock Carbine.

 

G20 of course, but with a 75 round magazine!!!

 

I can't believe noone said it yet.

He'd be the Glock 7.

Mike

 

pssssshhhhhhh chuck norris wouldnt be caught dead in tupperware he'd be a custom 1911 :tongueout:



.....or if he HAD to be plastic he'd be an HK :whistling:

 

glock 21 with the .50 cal conversion

 

Norris is a second gen G23....with lots of frame wear.

 

If Chuck Norris were a glock...

When the gun cycled the slide would not cycle. Instead with a Chuck Norris Glock when fired the slide would move the frame and the force would be transmitted through the shooter and cause the earth to rotate with each shot.

 

He's professional enough to be a Glock Foady.

 

He would be the much rumored yet never seen Glock carbine.

* major beat me to it.

 

He is fairly compact. I would say a Glock 29!

 

G32c.

 

Glock 36. 45 acp. Old and slow:rock:

 

Glock 20. 45 acp. Old and slow:rock:

20=10mm new and fast

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be a Glock.

Chuck Norris simply carries a pocketful of bullets and when the mood strikes, he places a handful in his mouth spits them with such force that they travel around the world twice before striking his unsuspecting victim. The velocity is still so high that the victim will appear to have been roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. Only carefully measuring the blood spatter distance will prove what really happened. The formula is roughly 2 miles for a bullet and 2.5 miles for a roundhouse kick to the face.

Besides, if you dragged Chuck Norris behind a pick up truck like a Glock, there wouldn't be a scratch on Chuck, just a new ditch in the road.