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Post #8:
Follow these steps in no particular order.
1. Bring these items in a tactically sound matter. 2 handguns, 1 long gun, 8 knives, raid shirt and undercover shirt, sap, brass knuckles, complete gun belt matching that of the officer you are riding with, portable radio (bring one for your back-up officer), McDonald's coupons, portable DVD player and the following movies: The Negotiator, SWAT, US Marshals, Sniper, Training Day, Running Scared, Lethal Weapon (all), Die Hard (all), and Last Man Standing. You will also need: 2 hats (1 declaring agency your riding with, the other just plain black), 74 handcuff keys, Tuff-Cuffs, 3 pairs of regular cuffs, 5 full magazines for each firearm, smoke grenades, Gronola bars, bottles of water, Zingers. The officer should have a badge for you to don.
2. Feel free to announce yourself 10-8 on the radio after the officer gets done using it. If they need help with the radio at any time, just push the button on the side and speak directly into the microphone.
3. Point out every violation when driving, parked, or even a safety violation at the station as designated by OSHA.
4. Discuss throw down weapons, Rodney King, premarital sex with minors, illicit meth use, and Government assassinations while on camera.
5. Take charge on any call or traffic stop where the officer has his firearm out. This is an indication that he will be your cover officer while you deal with the perp. There is no reason for you to use cover or stay in the vehicle on a felony stop.
6. When you get to the office and talk to the commanding officer, be sure to tell them about every law that was broken by the officer while doing routine patrol.
7. Fart in the car.
8. If it's dry out be sure to throw the road flares as far into the ditch as possible on a vehicle accident.
9. Don't bring weather appropriate clothing. The officer will have extras in the car just for you.
10. Yell sexually obscene language to every semi-attractive young female walking down the street. You can use the officer's badge number when giving her the best way to get in contact with you.
11. Talk on your cell phone, to drug dealers, as much as possible while in the vehicle. Bonus points if you can get the officer to drive you there for the pickup. Negative points if the officer finds out what you really picked up.
12. After every stop you and the officer switch being the driver.
13. As a joke, you can put on your tactical ski mask and hold a toy handgun, which you tactically spray-painted black, to the officer's head when driving where many pedestrians are present.
14. Do not go pee at the station or any gas station you stop at. Later is always a better time.
15. If the officer asks where you want to eat, the answer is always: "Yo mamma's house"
16. Turn on the lights and/or siren when you think it's necessary.
17. The PA may be used when yelling at hot chicks if they do not immediately acknowledge you in the way you wanted them to.
18. You can shoot at street signs as we drive by the last thirty minutes of shift.
19. Make fun of other officers because you have better and more expensive tactical gear than they do.
20. Teach officers all they need to know about clearing buildings and doing raids based on video games.
PM me with any questions and we look forward to hearing an AAR.
