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Yugos

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    How do you make a Yugo go faster?
    Use a tow truck.

    What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
    Passengers.

    This guy went to a Chevy dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
    The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

    How can you get a Yugo to go 50 miles an hour?
    Push it off a cliff.
     
  2. riddleofsteel

    riddleofsteel Pulpa est valeo

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    Why do Yugo's have heated rear windows?
    To keep your hands warm when pushing them in cold weather.
     

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    Where did the name Yugo really come from?

    Two test drivers were waiting at the Nurenburg ring, in The Federal Republic of Germany, for the first test Yugo to be delivered. As it came off the truck one drive looked at the other and said "I'm not going to drive that thing... ;P



    I kept looking for the place to put the winding key!












    YOU GO!


    ;e ;e ;e ;e
     
  4. Aquanewt

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    I guy I worked with drove one and got po'ed when a few of us would pick it up and hide it. We got caught by a Sergeant moving it one day and he almost wet himself when he started laughing.
     
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    Hmm, methinks okie must have been reading nascar.com.
     
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    Dadburn Millennium Member

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    Or YUGO's new four door version the WEGO.
     
  7. Chupy

    Chupy BOOM

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    we used to pick out the neighbor's and move it out into the middle of the street