How do you make a Yugo go faster? Use a tow truck. What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo? Passengers. This guy went to a Chevy dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade." How can you get a Yugo to go 50 miles an hour? Push it off a cliff.