You're stuck on a deserted island and you can have either....

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  1. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    Well, I don't like TV that much anyway.....
     

  3. Jack23

    Jack23 I. B. Glockin'

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    That's a no brainer. I'd normally take the TV because you can turn it off when you want to. But since there will be no electricity then the woman would definitely be the better choice....
     
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    MavsX The Dude Abides

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    the tv!, the tv!
     
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    Exactly what I was thinking.
     
  6. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    Is there a wrinkle here?

    My mother in law?
    My GRANDMOTHER in law?
    My 3rd grade teacher?

    Either way, I would take human companionship over TV.

    If you'd said COD3 or a woman... :rofl:
     
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    tbhracing Senior Member

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    I would take the woman since she can keep the place clean for me. :)
















    After all, it is her job.
     
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    security79 Gene Frenkle

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    I believe some of us who have been married would take the TV.
     
  9. tadbart

    tadbart duuuuude.

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    a tv won't fetch me a beer.






    come to think of it, my woman won't either...
     
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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    :rofl:

    wait, that's true.

    If it's plasma with satellite hookup with all the packages (including the porn ones) and guaranteed never to burn out or go out of power...

    I'd take the TV.

    I don't need someone else around me going crazy every 28 days.
     
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    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    I thought this was going to be another Mary-Ann vs. Ginger thread.:supergrin:

    Now, even after pondering this for about 40 , I still haven't been able to make up my mind for sure.:banana:

    But it's fun to think about.

    I'd go for the human companionship...and if that didn't work out...maybe the woman would come in handy for a little barbecue!:eat:
     
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    It depends on the woman.
     
  14. trifecta

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    Need more info. Is there electricity, what kind of TV and please provide pics of the woman.
     
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    Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
     
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    Mary-Ann!
     
  17. ScarFace88

    ScarFace88 I swear I had something for this...

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    Agreed. She would need to be good looking and adventurous. Otherwise, I would take the TV.
     
  18. WolfNotSheep

    WolfNotSheep Tackleberry

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    If I can have her, then I pick woman....
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    Sorry for such a bad follow up shot, but if she's on the table then I'm not coming to dinner.
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    Can I have a dog instead?
     
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    i think ill just take the airplane of people from lost,

    then beat the crap out of jack and sawyer then take kate for myself,

    along with lockes suitcase of knives, and the marshalls suitcase of guns