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This same question was asked (several times) in the past.
My previous answer was -
Apparently, you’ve never experienced your wife/significant other go through menopause. For me, I’d wake up my wife and tell her somebody is downstairs.
She would grab her rubber hose, filled with sand, and go take care of business.
IF intruders get past her, I’m grabbing the dog, and going out the bedroom window.
Now, since she’s had both hips replaced, she’s not as inclined to ‘whoop’ anybody’s butt.
I guess I’ll have to wipe the dust off of the ole double-barrel.
My previous answer was -
Apparently, you’ve never experienced your wife/significant other go through menopause. For me, I’d wake up my wife and tell her somebody is downstairs.
She would grab her rubber hose, filled with sand, and go take care of business.
IF intruders get past her, I’m grabbing the dog, and going out the bedroom window.
Now, since she’s had both hips replaced, she’s not as inclined to ‘whoop’ anybody’s butt.
I guess I’ll have to wipe the dust off of the ole double-barrel.