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Your Patriotic Duty

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by StoneGiant, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. StoneGiant

    StoneGiant

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    MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY
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    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
    WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE
    IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
    ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
    OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
    ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
    THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE
    THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR
    WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
    A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
    ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS
    TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION
    IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.
    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.