Like the title says, what were some of your WTF moments on the job. Ill start. Had an inmate use nail clippers to cut open his johnson so that he could put the red and white pegs from the Battleship game under the skin. No joke, he wanted to be "firmer" for the ladies. Needless to say that using the nail clippers and game pieces that have been touched by thousands of the dirtiest people caused quite an infection. He refused to have them surgically removed and the Dr. wouldn't remove them without a court order, IIRC. His infection eventually cleared up and he was later deported back to Mexico. More recently, had another inmate who was off his meds, shove 2 safety tooth brushes, the ones that are 2 inches long, up his urethra. I'm talking the whole toothbrush, bristles and all! I never heard how that one turned out. I hear the X-rays would make just about make even those with strong stomachs hurl.