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Your Momma's So Fat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SCmasterblaster, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    well, I can't think of any new ones. :frown:
     
  2. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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    that she has to wear a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

    :wow:
     

  3. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

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    NASA plans to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer :supergrin:
     
  4. luger7

    luger7 The Old Fox

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    She has her own zip code...
     
  5. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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    she woke up on the beach and little kids were using her bellybutton as a wading pool...

    she has to get all her clothes made at 'AAA Tent Awning'...

    they made sails for a fleet of ships from a pair of her panties...

    when she stepped on a talking scale at the drugstore, it said "one at a time, please"...

    she works weekends as an extra screen at the local drive in theater. She wears a white shirt and they and show the movies on her back....

    :rofl:
     
  6. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

    she went walking in high heels and came back with flip flops.

    when she went to KFC and the waitress asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof.

    when she jumped in a lake the kids YELLED FREE WILLE...




    :laughabove:
     
  7. Danny Reid

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    she looks at the menu in the restaurant and says 'OKAY'...

    elephants in the zoo throw HER peanuts...
     
  8. RapidFire101

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    when she puts on a red shirt all the kids yell HEY ITS THE KOOL AID MAN!!!!!


    i've got plenty :D
     
  9. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Yo momma so fat she sweats cooking oil


    the last time she saw the numbers 90210 she was looking at the scale!


    The Highway Patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns Flashers!''






    You'll get your ass kicked trying to get a gun out of the
    ankle holster. :whistling:
     
  10. goforbroke

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    When she put on a black dress, she looked like outer space!
     
  11. Cody Jarrett

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    when she wears spike heeled shoes, she hits oil!

    when they checked her cholesterol they found cheesecake!

    when she backs-up she beeps!

    after screwing her you roll over twice and you're still on her!

    when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

    when she danced the band skipped!
     
  12. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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  13. BexarWolf

    BexarWolf Got Milk?

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    Yo momma so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy oozed out.
     
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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :rofl:
     
  15. 93GT

    93GT The Ogre

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    She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
     
  16. geekboy

    geekboy Glock Lover

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    Your momma's so fat, she stepped on a cat's tail... and it died.
     
  17. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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    Yo mamma's so fat she got to have a bathroom scale for each foot
     
  18. geekboy

    geekboy Glock Lover

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    You're momma's so fat, she got on a scale, and it said "one person at a time, please."
     
  19. CU4X4N

    CU4X4N 5th of November

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    Yo momma's so fat, ALL her relationships are long distance!

    Yo momma's so fat, to have sex, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!

    Yo momma's so fat, she affects the tides when she's at the beach!
     
  20. geekboy

    geekboy Glock Lover

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    Your momma's so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor slapped her father.