Let's hear them. Mine would probably be when I took my Sergeant's car out to run an errand for him. While I was out, I got a call from a co-worker on the phone who was asking me if I could do something for him while I was out the way I was to save him a trip. I told him to hang on a second and put him on speakerphone. I picked up the mic and called my Sergeant and asked him to go to the talkaround channel we use. Once he changes over to it, I told him that I would be returning his car to him a little later than he was expecting. This is how it went. Me: Hey, just wanted to tell you I'm doing a favor for Officer _____ and I'll be a few minutes later getting your car back to you. Sarge: (Being funny) 10-4, next time just do it. Don't bother me. You interrupted my nap. Me: 10-4. Didn't want you to think I was just out in your car bullshi*****. Oops. I had my phone in my hand during this exchange, and was looking at it while talking and for some reason, thought I was talking on it rather than the radio. I hear the Officer I was talking to just losing his mind laughing so hard. I chuckled at how idiotic I felt. Then, I hear him key up: Sarge: (long dead pause).............................Uhh, give me, I can't believe you just said that, give me a call on my (department) phone NOW. Me: 10-4...go ahead and disregard that last traffic...Central, same traffic... I called and he said, "I'm going to pretend like this didn't happen... I'm sure the harrassment you're about to receive from everybody (everybody else on shift) will be punishment enough. Later." I laughed my arse off for the rest of the night, and so did everyone else. Good times.