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Your dog's dead

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 24, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As
    he lay the dog on the table, Doc Buck pulled out his stethoscope,
    placing he receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

    "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"

    With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments,
    he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Lab went
    right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him
    out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the
    Lab sadly shook his head and barked.

    The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in
    a few moments with a cat, who walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly shook his head and meowed. The cat then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.

    The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do" and
    handed the man a bill for $600.

    "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead?
    This is outrageous!"

    Doc shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."
     
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    This is the first funny joke I have read here tonight. And this is about the 20th one I read.
     

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