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Your Daddy Does That??!?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Oct 26, 2003.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    A fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did for a living...

    All the typical answers came up...fireman, policeman, doctor, lawyer, construction worker, salesman, etc.

    Little Stevie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

    Stevie replied.....

    My father is an exotic dancer in a homosexual cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and entertain him in a very personal way..... for money.

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and took little Stevie aside to ask him....

    "Is that really true about your father?" she asked.

    "No" replied Stevie, "he's a coach for the Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
     
  2. bayerta

    bayerta Former Marine

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    Don't you mean the Yankees?
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Definitely a Yankees coach's son. We're not SUPPOSED to win everything. The Yankees are "top of the food chain." Must be the Curse of the Stein-breano.
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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  5. Bandito27

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    <------- Yankees fan....

    Im from NY, what the f... :cool: