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Young Nurse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an

    > oxygen mask over his mouth.

    >

    > A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

    >

    > "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, are my

    > testicles black?"

    >

    > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't

    > know, I'm only here

    > to wash your hands and feet"

    >

    > He struggles (mumbling) again to ask, nurse, are my testicles black

    > ?"

    >

    > Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his

    > gown, holds his *****

    > in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and

    > takes a close look,

    > and

    > say's, "there's nothing wrong with them!"

    >

    > Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and

    > replies," that was very

    > very nice of you but, are... my... TEST...RESULTS

    > ...BACK