Young chick asking for money...

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  1. bearshoegun

    bearshoegun

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    So I'm standing in line in a coffee shop and I'm watching this young hippie chick outside with a dog with a big stoner smile asking folks for money.

    Well, as soon as I am walking out she hits me up and tells me "can I have a spare dollar?", instead of the sorry hippie chick response I say "can I see your boobies!?".

    Yeah, she didn't know what to say and walked away. That will be my new spare change defense from now on.
     
  2. Eyescream

    Eyescream hates you

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    nikerret Mr. Awesome

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    Was she attractive physically?
     
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    meleors Cranky Member

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    What if it is a guy next time asking for money? :cool:
     
  5. bearshoegun

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    Exactly! should work on both genders!

    Yeah, she was okay looking and had the biggest "I'm just floating on a cloud " smile.
     
  6. Scared_of_zombies

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    I guess she wanted to beg and not earn that dollar. Wonder who she voted for?:dunno:
     
  7. srhoades

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    I'd be careful with that. Mistakenly pull that on a minor and you will find yourself on a sex registrants list.
     
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    hamster NRA Life Member

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    Begging doesn't bother me as much as the robbery at gunpoint that they do to me every April 15th
     
  9. Trench Sweeper

    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

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    I will use that one when I see one
     
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    Or in jail for solicitation.
     
  11. MacG22

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    You are allowed to ask for boobs all you want, so long as you don't get a harassment charge.

    You are not allowed to ask for sexual contact.
     
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    Or in a Motel 6 room....:whistling:
     
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    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Without a kidney...
     
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    Without a kidney....

    Jinx.
     
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    Jager1 UtilitarianSect Lifetime Member

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    "Boobies?"

    Okay...:wow:
     
  16. blueiron

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    Wrong in my state.

    That is solicitation for a sex crime [indecent exposure].
     
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  18. zoyter2

    zoyter2 Yeah, so what?

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    Yeah, that is one of those things we do that we really don't think about until they blow up in our face, and can potentially pay off in thousands worth of legal fees and possibly free pics on a website sponsored by the state.

    Hint: to offer money for sex is generally illegal, no matter what your REAL intention was.
     
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    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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    Wow, in my state all you have to do is hold up some beads, see the puppies, and toss the beads.

    Your state is kinda anal.
     
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  20. dsmw5142

    dsmw5142 NRA Member

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    He didn't offer her money for anything. She asked for a dollar and he asked for boobies. Not like he said... I'll give you a fiver if you show me them ta-ta's :whistling:

    actually he was probably skating on thin ice... pretty funny though. :supergrin: