So I'm standing in line in a coffee shop and I'm watching this young hippie chick outside with a dog with a big stoner smile asking folks for money. Well, as soon as I am walking out she hits me up and tells me "can I have a spare dollar?", instead of the sorry hippie chick response I say "can I see your boobies!?". Yeah, she didn't know what to say and walked away. That will be my new spare change defense from now on.