You too, can work for Hallmark Cards..

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  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    >These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
    > > >romantic first line but least romantic second line for a valentine:
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    > > > >
    > > > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    > > > > but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
    > > > >
    > > > > I thought that I could love no other
    > > > > Until, that is, I met your brother
    > > > >
    > > > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
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    > > > > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
    > bowl's empty, and so is your head.
    > > > >
    > > > > Of loving beauty you float with grace
    > > > > If only you could hide your face
    > > > >
    > > > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    > > > > This describes everything you are not
    > > > >
    > > > > I want to feel your sweet embrace
    > > > > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
    > > > >
    > > > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    > > > > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    > > > >
    > > > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    > > > > Marrying you has screwed up my life
    > > > >
    > > > > I see your face when I am dreaming
    > > > > That's why I always wake up screaming
    > > > >
    > > > > My love you take my breath away
    > > > > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
    > > > >
    > > > > My feelings for you no words can tell
    > > > > Except for maybe "go to hell"
    > > > >
    > > > > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    > > > > Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
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