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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 28, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

    The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. SanduneCC

    SanduneCC Senior Member

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    That's so wrong! ;f ;f ;f
     

  3. DB

    DB Millennium Member

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    umm, how about "because you have no wedding ring"?
     
  4. BrassInPocket

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    mmmmm, no, I like the ugly version better.;e
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    uglier version wins!
     
  6. EdTracker

    EdTracker GTDS Lifetime Member

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    Because (the chinese drunk said)... burp... you rady suffer from Zackary disease...

    Your face look Zackery rike your *** ;)

    EdTracker