You must be in Management

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
    spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
    I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, But I don't know where I am."

    >>>The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
    >>>approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41degrees
    >>>north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    >>>"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.
    >>>"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

    >>>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically
    >>>correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
    >>>is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If
    >>>anything, you've delayed my trip."

    >>>The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
    >>>"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    >>>"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
    >>>going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
    >>>air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
    >>>people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly
    >>>the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
  2. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    Oct 23, 2005
    Piped ashore
    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z

  3. General Sherman

    General Sherman

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    Nov 15, 2003
    Dunwoody, near Atlanta, Georgia USA
    No No.

    If everything she told him was technically correct but it did not make common sense, he obviously was over the home office of Microsoft. ;f