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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

    The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance
    with you”.

    The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat
    in those pants”.
     
  2. ssgrock3

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    that is funny, can just picture the snooty girl. lol
     

  3. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    When I was young and single, my friends and I used to go to the bar and see who could dance with the fattest girl, at the end of the night whoever danced with the fattest girl would the present her with a can of corn. :cool:
    Regards
    DW