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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by PhoneCop, Jan 26, 2010.
You know what to do:
You might be carrying too many mags if...
............you are carrying more ammo than the shelves at Wal-Mart.
...you had to leave your gun at home to have space on your belt.
ha i guess you havent been to walmart lately lmao
there is no such thing as an "if"
...you have to hire someone to carry your gun.
...Beltmans snap under the weight.
...you cause alerts at the K9 training academy 20 miles down wind.
if you have more than three
if you had to buy in bulk to feed them all
You can't find condoms that fit...
Your muzzle blasts trigger secondary explosions in your web gear.
You blow out the spring in your computer desk chair.
the diaper bag is full but you have no diapers
... you have trouble keeping your head above water while swimming.
Whatever happened to that guy who used to swim with his Glock on?
pants on the ground, pants on the ground...
Well, I guess if they're going to hang you as a horse thief, you might as well steal the horse.
your bathroom scales go back to 0.
.....your mags now double as body armor.
You shoot a revolver.
If your pants hang down around your butt. Oh wait, that's the style now...I guess.
The only time it's possible to have TOO MUCH AMMO, is.....
When you're on fire, or drowning.