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You might be carrying too many mags if...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by PhoneCop, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    You know what to do:

    You might be carrying too many mags if...
     
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    kahrcarrier FAHRENHEIT

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    ............you are carrying more ammo than the shelves at Wal-Mart.


    Oh; wait.
     

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    mechanica Texazonan.

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    ...you had to leave your gun at home to have space on your belt.
     
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    ha i guess you havent been to walmart lately lmao
     
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    there is no such thing as an "if"
     
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    ...you have to hire someone to carry your gun.
     
  7. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    ...Beltmans snap under the weight.

    ...you cause alerts at the K9 training academy 20 miles down wind.
     
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    if you have more than three
    if you had to buy in bulk to feed them all
     
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    DoubleDog Grrrrr.....

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    Your muzzle blasts trigger secondary explosions in your web gear. :wow:
     
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    the diaper bag is full but you have no diapers :rofl:
     
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    ... you have trouble keeping your head above water while swimming.

    Whatever happened to that guy who used to swim with his Glock on?
     
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    mhambi κολασμένος

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    ..if....


    pants on the ground, pants on the ground...
     
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    Well, I guess if they're going to hang you as a horse thief, you might as well steal the horse.
     
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    your bathroom scales go back to 0.
     
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    .....your mags now double as body armor.
     
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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    The only time it's possible to have TOO MUCH AMMO, is.....

    When you're on fire, or drowning.