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You looked a lot like my wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

    "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

    "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
     
  2. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    A drunk walks into a bar and walks up and kisses the lady sitting there. She slaps him and tells him to buzz off.

    Attempting to save his dignity, he says "I'm sorry, m'am. I thought you were my mother."

    She replied "Not likely. I'm married."