You know you're in California when....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. doubletap1


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    Mar 1, 2000
    Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes... You
    know you're in California when......

    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
    in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named

    5.. You can't pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    8. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

    9. You can't pot illegal?

    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US

    11. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
    don't even notice.

    12. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing only a baseball
    cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    13. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    14. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
    delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

    15. You can't pot illegal?

    16. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
    "STORM WATCH 2003."

    17. You pass by a high school and most of the kids you see are talking on a
    cell phone.

    18. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
    to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    19. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

    20. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

    21. The Terminator is your new governor. ;f ;a ;f