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You know your Trailer Trash when:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 26, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    I know I've heard of some of these before, it might of been right here and I think some if not all are from Jeff Foxworthy. My buddy sent me this today and I thought I'd share with my friends here in case you guys haven't seen some of these:

    You Know You're Trailer Trash When:

    1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" when she bowls on a different night.

    5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

    6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

    8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    9.---Your junior prom had to stop at daycare.

    10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

    14.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    16.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

    19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
     
  2. glock_19guy1983

    glock_19guy1983

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    I have almost died after saying "Y'all watch this". But I have never lived in a trailer.
     

  3. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    Eddie! you ro0l!