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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    American Express calls and says, "Do leave home without it!"
    Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
    outside a restaurant.
    You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
    Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
    You look at your roommate and see a large fried
    chicken in tennis shoes.
    You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
    You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
    You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
    Sally Struthers sends you food.
    McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.