American Express calls and says, "Do leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice. Sally Struthers sends you food. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.