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You know you are old when

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

    Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

    It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

    You look for your glasses for half an hour and they
    were on your head the whole time.
     
  2. Nowhere Man

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    You forget what you wanted to say after clicking the "post response" button.
     

  3. pizzaaguy

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    You swear it's the "POST RESPONSE" button,
    when in actuality, it's the "POST REPLY" button!

    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f
     
  4. Nowhere Man

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    You caught that. Damn, I'm old!
     
  5. Rebeldon

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    You know you are old when...

    ...you plan your day around trips to the bathroom.

    ...you start every sentence by saying, "Back when I was a young lad..."
     
  6. Wmarden

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    You know you are getting old when the "you know you are getting old" Jokes are no longer funny, but more a matter of fact condition of your daily life.