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You Know It's Time To Diet When....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    You Know It's Time To Diet When....

    You dance and it makes the band skip.

    You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

    You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

    You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

    Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

    You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

    You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

    You could sell shade.

    Your blood type is Ragu.

    You need an appointment to attend an ' open house'.
     
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  3. Gambino

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    I went to the doctor the other day for a check up. He was checking for a hernia and he told me that I need to diet. I asked him,
    Diet? What color is it now?
     
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    It takes 4 trips to haul ***.
     
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