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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 16, 2002.
Who took my joke ?
I guess it is in cyberspace.
WHY YOU CHEAP LITTLE SLUT;f ;f ;f I SHOULD SCRACH YOUR EYES OUT;i ;i
You are White trash ....if :
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You were shooting pool when your children were born.
Your wife has ever said , " Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
You consider fifth grade your senior year.
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
You have ever bought a used hat.
You are concidered an expert on worm beds.
You believe WWE wrestling.
You like to brag that you leared to shoot before you could walk.
Rather than drink the sacramental wine at church , you bring your own.
Don't try to steal this joke cause I learned to shoot before I could walk.;c ;g
Please refrain from using offensive racial epithets like this. I'll have to spend the rest of the evening getting my self-esteem back in order.
;f ;a ;f
What's a Q-Tip?