You gotta love those Texas women...

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so
    he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
    into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I
    need some help. If I were to give you
    20,000 dollars minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

    The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings.
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  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Too funny Jim! Thanks.
     

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    wayne5plus1 Marketing Guy

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