[trcubed]

Coming for a whirlwind tour of Tejas next week. Keep an eye out...I'll be the guy wearing pants.

:wavey:



Do I have to bring my own cowboy hat and horse or do they just give'em to me at the airport?

:supergrin:

 

[Bullman]

Be prepared for dry and hot.

 

[El_Ron1]

Can you speak calimexifornian?

 

[tous]

Coming for a whirlwind tour of Tejas next week. Keep an eye out...I'll be the guy wearing pants.

:wavey:



Do I have to bring my own cowboy hat and horse or do they just give'em to me at the airport?

:supergrin:

You will need more than a Stetson and a hoss, my friend.

While in the Lone Star, please visit any of our western wear shops and purchase the $800 cowboy boots that will never see a stirrup and, of course, the dinner-plate sized belt buckle with a scene of a bucking bronco done in rhinestones and turquoise.

While on a tour of our lovely state, be sure to visit the world-famous Astrodome in Houston ... oh, wait. They tore it down. Uh, come north to Dallas and see the world-famous Cowboys stadium ... oh, wait. They tore it down.

Nothing to see here. :sadangel:

Just a note. When In San Antonio, please do not pee on the Alamo.
We don't like that.

:cowboy:

:wavey:

 

[tous]

Oh, by the way. If you find yourself in the West Texas town of El Paso, don't fall in love with a Mexican girl, 'specially if her name is Felina.

It never ends well. :cowboy:

 

[HerrGlock]

and be sure to go have dinner at http://www.medievaltimes.com/ if you're anywhere near Dallas! :thumbsup:

 

[Bullman]

Or, if you are feeling especially hungry and happen to be near Amarillo, go by the Big Texan and eat the 72 ounce steak in an hour, they will let you have it for free.

 

[Bullman]

and be sure to go have dinner at http://www.medievaltimes.com/ if you're anywhere near Dallas! :thumbsup:

I can see the menu now, Giant turkey legs and no silverware. lol

 

[smith10]

Oh, by the way. If you find yourself in the West Texas town of El Paso, don't fall in love with a Mexican girl, 'specially if her name is Felina.

It never ends well. :cowboy:

:shocked::supergrin:

 

[HerrGlock]

I can see the menu now, Giant turkey legs and no silverware. lol

Umm, exactly.

If you want to see a joust in person, inside, whilst eating dinner there's one in Baltimore too.

 

[tous]

I don't believe that the word 'joust' is Texan.

We tussle and scrap, we don't joust.

 

[HerrGlock]

I don't believe that the word 'joust' is Texan.

We tussle and scrap, we don't joust.

Oh?

http://www.texasjoust.com/
Lysts on the Lake is the largest competitive jousting tournament in North America.

 

[Bullman]

Umm, exactly.

If you want to see a joust in person, inside, whilst eating dinner there's one in Baltimore too.

Baltimore may be a bit too big for my tastes, but then again, I did go to the Baltimore zoo once, I guess we could swing it.

 

[El_Ron1]

I heard that the WalMarts in Tejas only sell .38 Super an' Kurtz for the RickPerry LCPs.

 

[trcubed]

Going from Houston to Corpus to Alice. Prolly just a bunch of cactus and skinny heifers. Such a small state with nothing to see or do.

Anybody need me to bring back a coupla messicans?

 

[tous]

I heard that the WalMarts in Tejas only sell .38 Super an' Kurtz for the RickPerry LCPs.

I'm wagerin' B-rock can't handle the powerful Elsie Pea.
Also figger he's a-skeered of coyotes.
Man is, however. right at home with skunks and weasels.

 

[trcubed]

I'm wagerin' B-rock can't handle the powerful Elsie Pea.
Also figger he's a-skeered of coyotes.
Man is, however. right at home with skunks and weasels.

No comment, lest I get canned from my ESPN gig...

 

[tous]

Y'all lettin' the hippie socialists and Marxists run yer life now?

You need some Texas in your soul, and none too soon. :cowboy:

:wavey: