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"Yo Mama!" joke thread---FLUFF ALERT!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by OXCOPS, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. OXCOPS

    OXCOPS

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    This thread is dedicated to 84S. Wishes do come true! ;f

    Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo mama is so broke, I stepped on the cigarette on the floor and she wanted to know who turned off the heat!

    Anyone else with some mama jokes?

    OX
     
  2. Alex_Knight

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    Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday ! ! !
     

  3. Alex_Knight

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    Your Momma is so stupid


    When she walked by the YMCA, she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong."
     
  4. MikeG22

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    Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
    Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
    Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
    Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
    Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
    Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
    Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
    Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
    Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
    Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
    Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
    Yo mama's so fat, but I ****ed her anyway.
    Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
    Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.
    Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.
    Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
    Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
    Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
    Yo mama's so fat, her *** has it's own congressman.
    Yo mama's so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
    Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
    Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
    Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
    Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
    Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.
    Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
    Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
    Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
    Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
    Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
    Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.
    Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
    Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
    Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
    Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
    Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
    Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
    Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
    Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
    Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
    Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
    Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
    Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
    Yo mama's so fat, I shot the ***** and Crisco came out.
    Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
    Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
    Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
    Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
    Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
    Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
    Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ***.
    Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.
    Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
    Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
    Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
    Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
    Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
    Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
    Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
    Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
    Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"
    Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
    Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
    Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
    Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
    Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
    Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
    Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
    Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
    Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
    Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
    Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
    Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
    Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
    Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
    Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
    Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
    Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
    Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
    Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
    Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
    Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
    Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
    Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
    Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
    Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
    Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
    Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
    Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
    Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
    Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
    Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
    Yo mama's so fat, she **********s reading cookbooks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
    Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ***.
    Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
    Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
    Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
    Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
    Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
    Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
    Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
    Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
    Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
    Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the **** off."
    Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
    Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
    Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
    Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
    Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
    Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
    Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
    Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
    Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
    Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
    Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
    Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
    Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
    Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
    Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
    Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
    Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
    Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
    Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
    Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
    Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
    Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
    Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
    Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
    Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
    Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
    Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
    Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
    Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
    Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
    Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her *** and ride the wave in.
    Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
    Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
    Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
    Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
    Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to **** her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "**** It."
    Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
    Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
    Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
    Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
    Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
    Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
     
  5. wprebeck

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    Yo momma so fat, when they siad it was chilly outside, she took a spoon.

    Yo momma so big, she got her own zip code.

    Yo momma so fat, when sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
     
  6. Alex_Knight

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    Your Momma is SO Ulgy The Mcdonald workers wasn't so happy to see her smile.
     
  7. MikeG22

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    Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
    Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
    Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
    Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, I can **** her in any position and its still doggy style.
    Yo mama's so ugly, I can't even make a joke out of it.
    Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
    Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
    Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
    Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
    Yo mama's so ugly, if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
    Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
    Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
    Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
    Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
    Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.
    Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
    Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
    Yo mama's so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
    Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
    Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
    Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
    Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the thought of ****ing herself.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
    Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the ****?!?!"
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
    Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
    Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.
    Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
    Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
    Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ***.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the ***** dog biscuits.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
    Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
    Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
    Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
    Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
    Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
    Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she **********s she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ***, then her face, and said "Twins!"
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
    Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
    Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
    Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound.
    Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
    Yo mama's so ugly, yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
    Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
     
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    Yo mamma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
     
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    GlocksRock No California

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    Yo mamma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

    Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she took a ladder to the Giants game.

    Yo mamma is so fat, she uses the highway for a slip 'n slide.
     
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    Soujurn Deus Diligo USA

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    Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

    Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

    Yo mam's so fat, you need two cameras to take her picture.

    Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
     
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    Soujurn Deus Diligo USA

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    Instead of cutting and pasting the entire web site, why not just post the link to it?
     
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    ;f ;f ;f
     
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    Yo moma is so ugly, she needs to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink;g
     
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    true believer Super Moderator Moderator

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    yo mama's sow low she can play handball against the curb..
    yo mama's like a door know, everbody gets a turn..;P
    ;f ;f

    hiya eddie...:):)
    hiya kent...:) :)
    hiya trent...:) :)

    bob
     
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    Yo mamma's so ugly, when she walks past the bathroom, the toilet flushes. ;i ;i
     
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    Your mama's house is so small, I threw a brick in the window and it hit everybody.
     
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    Yo mamma's so fat, she gets her clothes from Coleman.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she needs a transit to take her measurements.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she weighs herself at the truckstop.
    Yo mamma's so fat, when she sweats, you break out the sandbags.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she was her own Winn Dixie.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she had to marry a cave diver.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she is her own voting district.
    Yo mamma's so fat, it often rains on half of her.
    Yo mamma's so fat, Greenpeace activists have lost their lives protecting her.
    Yo mamma's so fat, she couldn't find a shade tree in Mississippi.
    Yo mamma's so fat, her bed has landing lights.
    Yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the coast was inundated twelve miles inland.
     
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    yo mama's so old that before God said "Let there be light" He told her to move her fat arse out of the way.
     
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    You folks crack me up.

    This has to be one of the better fluff threads of the week so far.

    ;f

    OX