YIPEEEE........ Another Tax refund.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. SARG

    SARG

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    >TAX LAWS FOR 2007
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    >The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the Petey. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

    >Issues still under consideration are as follows:
    >* Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
    >* Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
    >* Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
    >Effective January 23, 2007 Peteys will be taxed according to size. The
    >brackets are as follows:
    > 10"- 12" Luxury Tax
    > 8" - 9" Pole Tax
    > 6" - 7" Privilege Tax
    > 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax
    >
    >Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
    >Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
    >
    >PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION