Yellow brothers and sisters can't catch a break in Canada

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  1. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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  2. Fred Hansen

    Fred Hansen Liberal Bane

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    Why do ninjas need to wear masks, don't all Japanese guys look alike :)

    (It's a joke, relax)
     
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    HammerG19 A short American.

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    You left out the part about blindfolding them with dental floss.


    Not sure if I'm joking or not.
     
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    OK folks, making fun of Asians is not OK - except the Japanese, they truly are off-the-chain weird!

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    Taco Junkie Practically a saint

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    Canucks. They're some husky f***ers.
     
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    A grocery store employee who is Canadian is working in the produce department when a customer approaches and asks to buy half a head of lettuce. "You can't buy just half a head, we sell them whole, eh" says the employee. The customer responds "Go get your manager, and I'll ask him." So the employee goes to his manager and says "Some arsehole out there wants to buy just one half of a lettuce head...", then suddenly realizes the customer is right behind him, so he turns and gestures "and this gentleman would like to buy the other half!"

    After the customer leaves, the manager says "That was pretty sharp thinking, where are you from?" The kid says "I'm from Canada, eh. All that comes out of Canada are whores and hockey players!"

    "My wife is from Canada!" exclaims the manager.

    "Really? What position does she play?"
     
  10. Binge&Purge

    Binge&Purge Making B&P Great Again

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    That is odd. I would actually prefer asians to every other race.
     
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    MO Fugga Malt Liqra® Lifetime Member

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    Thanks! :rofl: