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Yelling at a cop won't get you out of a ticket

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 9, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    I went to the store the other day. I was only inside about 5 minutes. When I
    came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went
    up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing
    another ticket for having worn tires!

    So I called him a piece of crap. He finished the second ticket and put it on
    the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets
    he wrote. Hell I didn't care, my car was parked around the corner.
     
  2. Kungen

    Kungen

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