Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have
    dinner with God. During dinner He tells them: "I needed three important
    people to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroy
    the Earth."

    Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: "I have two
    really bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy the

    Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: "I have good
    news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is
    tomorrow he's destroying the Earth."

    Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: "I have two pieces of
    great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,
    and second, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed."