I moved from Michigan to Arington, VA, about 18 months ago. At work this moring, (I'm kitchen designer), I got a call about a very minor cosmetic issue with an appliance. I had to EXPLAIN to this person the very easy and very obvious way to do this repair, using a few dabs of clear silicone caulk. Then, I had to explain what silicone caulk was, and where to get it. I am most definitely not in the Mid West anymore. A fellow co-worker just offered that that person on the phone probably makes 300k a year, and is too ****ing stupid to figure out something so easy.