A Little Old Lady near Wrigley Field in Chicago... A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags has a hole in it, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.' 'Well now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? 'You didn't steal it, did you?' 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to Wrigley Field. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy tries to pee through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'. 'Well, that seems only fair,' laughs the cop. 'OK. Good luck!' 'Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?' 'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays!!'