Two dads from the neighborhood were standing around watching their kids play on the playground. These guys are always trying to top each other with new jokes. One of the dads, Pete, pipes up and asks Bob if he knew anything about wrestling. Bob proceeds to tell him a thing or two, and walks up behind Pete and puts his right arm through his right armpit and his hand on Pete's neck. "What's this called?" Bob asks. "That's a half-nelson," Pete says as his right arm was pushed up over his head. "Very good, Petey," Bob replied. "Now, what's this?" He did the same exact thing to Pete's left arm leaving him with both hands over his head while standing behind him. "That's a full-nelson," Pete said, trying to figure out what Bob's joke could be. "Right!" Bob said. Then, remaining behind Pete with both his hands forcing Pete's over by putting pressure on his neck, Bob bent Pete over and began grinding his hips into his ***. "What's this?" Bob said. "I don't know," Pete admitted. Bob shouted, "It's a Father Nelson!"