Wreck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. okie

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    As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what
    happened.

    The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I
    Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree,
    so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."

    The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mama ... I don’t know how to
    tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty
    miles is your air freshener."