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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and
    passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a
    little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the
    crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I
    wish you could talk."
    The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and

    "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

    Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

    "Well, did you see this?"
    "Yes," motioned the monkey.
    "What happened?"

    The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it
    up by his mouth.

    "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
    "What else?"

    The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his
    "They were smoking marijuana?"
    "What else?"

    The monkey motioned "Screwing."
    "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
    "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking
    and screwing before they wrecked."
    "What were you doing during all this?"
    "Driving" motioned the monkey.