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WoW, Im amazed. I had some guy push his religion on me at work.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by DR. HOUSE, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. DR. HOUSE

    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    He told me the earth was going to stand still and all the good people will survive and the bad ones will die, and when you look outside, things will be different.

    He also told me the earth has two suns now, "jupiter" was supposadly inflamed and its now a sun.

    He went on and on, and I finally put 2 and 2 together that it was some sort of a religion he was pushing.

    I left to the shop and left him with our secratery.

    I guess he proceded to tell her he could do a muscle test on her to see if she would be saved.....................:whistling:

    This guy was WAY OUT THERE!!

    If he smoked weed, he had a bowl before he came.

    He is an old fat farmer if your trying to picture a guy saying this.

    He then gave us a web site to visit.

    Just out of curiousity I did and WOW!

    here ya go. http://www.abundanthope.net/pages/ :rofl:

    What kind of religion is this?

    I have heard some far out religion but this takes the cake.
     
  2. GreenDrake

    GreenDrake Rip Lips

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    ahh the old muscle test on the secretary angle...lol

    What? they don't like pornography? I'll stick to my pagan beliefs and worship the beer gods, cutthroat trout gods and the like. Guilt based organized religion is entertaining though.
     
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    9mmXRAY IDPA MW2 GSSF

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    Why does this sound like scientology which has nothing to do with science...
     
  4. Beware Owner

    Beware Owner NOT a victim.

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    And I thought I was crazy. Makes me feel better about myself.
     
  5. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Jupiter turns into another sun??? He watched 2010 with Roy Scheider, didn't he?
     
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    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    You are crazy, but I am crazier, maybe craziest... I have aliend spoors in my... :wow::whistling:
     
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    9mmXRAY IDPA MW2 GSSF

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    WTF man they told me I was the only one that got the spoors...:steamed:

    And why did I get mine in the rectum?
     
  8. Chad Landry

    Chad Landry Cajunator® CLM

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    I'm crazier than any of you. I don't even believe in God, but I still pray.
     
  9. DR. HOUSE

    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    hmm..............


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    Old Fat Farmer was a clown, E, I, E, I, OHHHHH!!!
    Our Secretary knocked him down, E, I, E, I, OHHHH!!!:whistling:
     
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    9mmXRAY IDPA MW2 GSSF

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    Oh no I have some kinda self replicating rectal transmitter or apparantly a fart powered death ray...:rofl:
     
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    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    vote Republican White and nerdy Moderator

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    E-2-E Long Trail

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    Magic shrooms
     
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    jhoagland That's right! Lifetime Member

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    I threw my BIL a birthday oyster roast for his 60th. He had a freind invited that proceeded to tell us all that we have oil here 'cause some comet tail intersected with Venus and spewed the stuff on the Earth. This was a long time ago you understand.....

    Sure I understand.. Let me make you another drink...a strong one. (Call my PIC) Dude, it's gonna be a great night. Keep this guy liquered up as HELL!! We laughed and carried on till 3am. I'll say this about that guy. He was weird but he was the only one who came back and helped us clean up the aftermath that was not a family member. I take my hat off to him!! I got his number..I'm a gonna call him.
     
  17. Chad Landry

    Chad Landry Cajunator® CLM

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    Good to have people like that around.
     
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    jhoagland That's right! Lifetime Member

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    Hell yes!!
     
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    Sounds kind of whacko.
     
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