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Would This Make You Happy?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by G. Gunman, Sep 3, 2003.

  1. G. Gunman

    G. Gunman Draw Varmint!

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    ;f Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea are flying in an airplane. Bill looks out the window and muses, idly; 'You know if I took ten $100.00 bills out of my wallet and threw them out the window I could make ten people very, very happy!'

    Hillary looks over at him with disgust and replies; 'Typical, typical!' 'As usual you never think things through.' 'The smart move would be to throw one hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make lots and lots of people very happy!'

    Bill looks over at Chelsea, winks at her, and says; 'Yesss sireee, Darl'n, what would I do without your mother?'

    Chelsea thinks for a moment, looks at them both, looks out the window, and replies; 'Come on, Mom and Dad, you guys can't be serious!' 'Tell you what.' 'Dad, give me that thousand dollars!' 'You and Mom jump out the window; and millions and millions of people will be, absolutely, ecstatic!' ;)
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Yes Yes:cool: ;f