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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RAY W, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. RAY W

    RAY W

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    farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's
    fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the
    accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.

    Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
    favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

    "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
    question?

    Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?

    Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
    down the road...."

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
    fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
    on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he
    is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
    simply answer the question."

    By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to
    the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
    Bessie."

    Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just
    loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down
    the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and
    smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
    was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
    However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
    terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway
    Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he
    went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her
    between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand,
    looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?"

    "Now what in the world would you say?"


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