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Worst words of advice you have ever received.

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  1. Batesmotel

    Batesmotel

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    Marry an ugly girl. She will appreciate you more than a pretty one. Besides a pretty one who would want you must be stupid and you don’t need that.

    My mother.
     
  2. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    "Stay in college. You'll never make any money modeling." - Daddy
     

  3. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    My father was married twice. I was from his second wife.

    He drove my mother away with his paranoid jealously. He was twice her age and worried so much about losing her, that he accomplished his biggest fear, and lost her.

    His advice to me:
    "Women are no damn good. They are only after your money!".

    As a youngster, This was a quandary for me. Since he didn't really have any money, and he'd been married twice. My reasoning was that if they were so damned bad, why did he get married twice.

    Even kids can see the holes in your argument if it isn't based on fact.
     
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    ReaPer105

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    Said no one to me ever. Even though it would have been very true...:freak:
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    Go ahead, I can't get pregnant......
     
  6. Steel Head

    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    J_Rico

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    "Do not major in math. All you can do is teach math."

    Said to me by a high school guidance counselor.
     
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    Marry a woman with small hands.....
     
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    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    “It will make you feel awesome”


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    Wishoot

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    "Lots of successful people have a BA in Psychology"

    "Go ahead. Smoke it"

    "Just the tip"
     
  11. SevenSixtyTwo

    SevenSixtyTwo

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    Give me time. I'll warm up to the idea.
     
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    fx77 CLM

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    Be honest...tell them what you think~!
     
  13. elkhart

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    Get a degree in the liberal arts, you can use it almost anywhere.
     
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    Dave.1

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    1966 "Since you can't afford college, enlisting would be a great idea. You can party in Germany just like Elvis!"

    Dave
     
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    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 1:16

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    High school math teacher: Word problems are easy.

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    orangejeep06

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    My boss'es favorite advice(bad) when i come to him with a problem above my pay grade that he doesn't want to deal with : "just do the best you can"
    Like i don't do my best and this time i'll need to.:fist:
     
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    mhambi κολασμένος

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    Go ahead. It's not THAT far. You'll totally make it.
     
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    From my best friend about a week before my marriage when I told him I didn't love this girl and didn't think I should go through with it.

    "She's pretty, sweet, and a great catch. You're not going to do any better. You'll grow to love her."
     
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    Joshhtn The eBay Guy Silver Member

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