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Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?

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  1. Thornhammer

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    Seriously? Pitch Black? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

    Anyway, I'd go with Domino, with Keira Knightly.

    That or Day of the Dead 2: Contagium.

    I'm like Jakestir, it really doesn't take much to entertain me with a movie - the film really needs to make a heroic effort to be crap.
     
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  2. cgwahl

    cgwahl Sheriffs a near

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    For years, Cool World held the honor of being the worst movie I had seen. Possibly Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, as well. However, a month or two ago I watched, The Watch. That movie now has the honor of being #1.
     
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  3. Bow Commander

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    1. The Master (with Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip S. Hoffman)

    2. The Royal Tenenbaums
     
  4. Ironbar

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    I guess none of you can remember Zardoz with Sean Connery. That movie sucks worse than any movie could ever suck.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0"]Trailer for Zardoz (1974) - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    CourtCop Millennium Member

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    The Room. It is so bad you have to keep watching just to see how much worse it can get. Trust me

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    The Namesake. Walked out of the theatre in the middle of it.

    I like good movies. I like bad movies, sometimes. But this movie was the most boring thing I had ever seen in my entire life.
     
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    I'm a friend of one of the co-stars in "The Room." For as bad as the movie was, apparently being on set was much, much worse/bizarre/strange/creepy.
     
  8. MtBaldy

    MtBaldy Obie Wan, RIP

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    I do remember it but I have never seen it. And I'm normally a big Sean Connery fan but fortunately by the time I got around to seeing it I had heard how bad it was.
     
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    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    Seen all the way through? Rubber.

    Walked out in the middle of? Battle Beyond the Stars.

    Zardoz was high art compared to these.
     
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  11. Royo

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    The Fountain. I apologized to my date for taking her to such a bad movie.




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    Bushflyr ʇno uıƃuɐɥ ʇsnɾ Millennium Member

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    The Human Centipede & Eyes Wide Shut. Both utterly dumb.
     
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    Rough Cut
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    Bug with Ashley Judd. Unbelievably bad.
     
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    costanza187 I like Macs

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    The ones that stand out in my mind have been mentioned.

    Vanilla Sky and Royal Tanenbaums, fell asleep about 10 minutes in and woke up at the very end.

    As far as having seen the whole movie. Thanks to the Netflix streaming, Human Centipede (I don't know why I actually left it playing, I guess I was just curious to see what was going to happen next), and I will throw another one into the mix...

    Hobo with a Shotgun. I was flipping through the channels one night and happened upon it. I decided to watch it because I heard it was "cool". I'm sorry, cult classic or not, the movie was pure garbage. I only let it play all the way through because I was on my computer the whole time it was on AND it was short. The 70's feel was remotely cool, but everything else about it was manure.
     
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    Off the top of my head;

    The Americans(only movie I almost fell asleep in, in theaters)

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    A saturday night bath in apple valley.
     
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    My worst movies have been mentioned:

    Plan 9 From Outer Space. I believe this is considered historically the worst movie ever made, and I agree. A lot of movies that are horrible, actually end up being kinda funny. This movie is just bad and boring. There is nothing good about it, nothing that can be laughed about... just bad.

    Battlefield Earth. I liked that book. Thought it was (is) well written with a cool plot line. Kinda figured any movie made about it has to have some redeeming qualities. The movie that was made is just nonsensical. Which makes little sense, considering the amount of money spent on it, a good storyline from the book, and some pretty good actors.
     
  20. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    I like bad movies (Killdozer comes to mind) and will watch damn near anything.

    BUT

    The single worst movie I've ever even heard of came out when I was at Ft Rucker (Home of Army Aviation) and just about everyone was vibrating waiting for it to hit the theater in Enterprise.

    Firebirds

    It didn't even finish the first week before it was pulled from the theaters. At Rucker. Oh. My. GOD. I walked out about 2/3 of the way through and I was one of the last ones in the theater. It was a sold out show. It wasn't even bad enough in the right way to be a good, bad movie. It was just horrible.