The thread about the saleman in Tennessee go me to think about bad hotels I've been in. The worst was the Motel 6 near the Des Moines Airport. Horrible stains on the carpet that I'm sure were biological, fraying wallpaper, carved up furniture, etc. I got about 3 hours sleep that night due to the hookers that were entertaining a steady clientele of meth heads below me and a couple of rooms over. Their "pimp" was apparently the shirtless, skinny tweaker driving a beater Chevy pickup with the front seat full of laundry that would come and go every hour. Probably the most entertaining $29.95 I've spent. What are your hotel horror stories?