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The day before a flight to Macau, I stopped at Panda. My fortune cookie said, "You will travel over a large body of water." How do it know?
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
 

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I keep waiting for the one that says "don't eat yellow snow".
 
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I got one that said, "Next time try the shrimp." Even the people running the restaurant thought it was funny.
 
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My favorite is
"you will inherit a fortune''

So I'm like ''cool, more money''.
Then I'm like ''damn, someone in my family is going to die.''

And you know they're over there, laughing about it. Wondering which response we'll have first.

We should put little messages in the food we send over there:
Fun facts!
"Did you know that a handful of smart bombs targeted at just a few river damns can wipe out most of your country?''
 

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May you live in interesting times. And also Perish in them...
okay i made it up but the
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Most of the fortune cookies I've gotten over the last 10 years or so tell me they aren't even trying anymore. They're more like 'proverb cookies' now, and rarely worth the share/laugh around the table like they used to be.
 

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The fortune cookies we get anymore are pretty lame. Thank goodness the food is great.

Keep away from the Bat Soup.
 

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We were at a Chinese place when we were dating and my wife to be got one that said “The greatest danger is your stupidity.”

She did marry me, so...
 
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I got one recently that said, "A Smart Phone is only as smart as the person using it"

--Only kidding, not really. That's something my brother said after first getting a smart phone.
 

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There was a place on W. 23rd St. and Second Avenue that had the most hysterically obscene fortune cookies. Good times. HH
 
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