Worse Than Not Tipping?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by FullClip, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. Ramjet38

    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    But then again there's something to say for French Fries, French Whores, and French Tickler's.
     
  2. deputy tom

    deputy tom Gringo Viejo

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    That's Freedom Fries. The other two are correct. tom. :waving:
     
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    quantico 1911 lover Millennium Member

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    In fact i think harry potter got a great french gun saying some words to an owl and waving a stick.
     
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    slamdunc JAFO

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    If only that would work with a Renault; they made Saabs seem reliable.
     
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    Paul53 MAKE HATE WRONG AGAIN!

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    Not enough information. What was the sammich and how long did he wait. Back in the BC days (before computers), a French women stood trial for murdering her husband. When asked by the judge, she said that she made an omelet for him, and he put ketchup on it! Judge dismissed the case! True story.
     
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    Citroen, that brings back memories. My folks had one, half yellow , half white.What an ugly car.
     
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    Paul53 MAKE HATE WRONG AGAIN!

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    Thosse were more civilised times.
     
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    slamdunc JAFO

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    I was in Paris for a few days—it definitely reeks of urine and body-odor. That’s first-hand, BUT I am highly sensitive to odors and tastes.
     
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    Won't "be the last one he'll ever eat". Going forward plenty of crapsammitches in prison for him, unless he is well connected ....and gets off on probation.
     
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    They don’t tip in Europe so what other choice does an ill served customer have? Lucky he had a gun or it may have gotten quite messy with a machete. Sometimes I wish I could get a permit to kneecap a server that didn’t just say “how high” when I told them to jump. As long as there were no bag limits I would be satisfied.
     
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    These types of stories are always framed in such a way as to imply that the crime was committed over >>insert trivial issue here<<. The sandwich wait time might have been the trigger, but the real root of the shooting is simply that the shooter is a lunatic. Crazies gonna crazy.
     
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    I wonder why no description of the perp was given? Had to be witnesses providing some information.


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    It was just a sammich, man.
     
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    Who wouldn't be surprised if the shooter was later identified as a "Frenchman" named Muhammad Al Hussein?
     
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    Was it a ham sammich? Absolutely haram!
     
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    Never owned a French gun or shot a French server but I did own a 1960 Peugeot 403 vert. 4-speed on the column - pretty cool car. Mine was in about the same shape as Lt. Columbo's. :D
    Columbo car.jpg
     
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    Suspect description? Video?
     
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    Police artist sketch....
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    It's also Noisy.
     
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