World's oldest medical joke

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  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

    The taste.

    ;f
     
  2. Alchemy

    Alchemy Senior Member

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    Pont you really must be bored today, your right, it is one of the
    oldest medical jokes around.

    Get a good nights sleep, and I expect something original tomorrow!

    Rick
     

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    THERMOMETER PUNCHLINES

    Doctor to female patient: "It's not in the wrong place...and it's not the thermometer".

    Doctor to nurse: "Some A--hole has my my pen?"
     
  4. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    patient: it hurts when I do this.

    dr: don't do that.