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World most embarrasing date

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mally_b, Jun 16, 2002.

  1. mally_b

    mally_b Lost

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    I think you guys on the lighter side can appreciate what happened to me tonight.
    I went on a blind date tonight with a very good looking man. Being the bumbeling school girl that I am I of course proceeded to commit dating susicide. The first grevious error I commited was to drink soda while my date was telling a joke. Next thing I know I am laughing and spitting soda from my nose (very attractive). Next on our agenda after the soda incident was to see a movie. As we were walking up the stairs to the theater I of course trip and wind up with my face practically in my dates butt (not the prettiest thing when you are up close and personal with it). Then when I think it can't get any worse he hands me the tray with the popcorn and sodas on it and I spill the whole thing on myself. So laugh my friends and think of how brainless us blonds are on first dates.
     
  2. Elmstreet

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    See 'Seven Reasons To Crawl Under A Rock'. Should make your evening a little less memorable.

    For what it's worth, some of us have had a like, or worse, first date and survived.;)
     

  3. SK

    SK Millennium Member

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    This is probably the worlds most embarrasing date
    Go to this site http://www.ifilm.com/ifilm/people/people_index/0,4128,341961,00.html
    Scroll down to "Indecent Proposal", A first date gone bad., click play. A new window will pop up, you'll have to watch a short ad first but worth the wait.

    Rated R+, nothing nasty but you might not want the little ones in the room.
     
  4. HankB

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    My biggest problem with blind dates is that they keep bumping into things.

    Then there was the time a "friend" set me up with a girl from Buffalo. To this day, I still can't decide what her other parent was.

    ;)
     
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    HasSpoken SumBody2Luv

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    Molly why dont you and I go on a blind date, it will be GT's first official blind date. But, I must admit I dont have much experience with beautiful blonds, for that matter I dont have much experience with women in general (too much time spent on GT ;Q )...
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    We all know you were just doing that to make him more comfortable. I wouldn't worry about it. Women can get away with stuff like that. If you were a guy it would be all over.
    Wow finally a double standard that is to the gals advantage. :)
     
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    Wow you guys are so nice and supportive. I just thought it was funny that I tripped over myself all night. I hope my experience helped you guys that are nervous about first dates you can't screw up worse than I did. even if he dosen't call me back I will have something to laugh about for the rest of my life. :)
     
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    Hillarious--I almost snorted/coughed up my pepsi!
     
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    Tom34 Obama Must Go!

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    Priceless !!!!!!!!;f
     
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    Hey Wolfman what is that supposed to mean it wouldn't be a reference to any particular person we both know would it?
     
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    Who President Klinton? No, I don't like him, either.
     
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    Just love a woman who can be herself!!!!!!!!

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