Work Is Bad For Your Health

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    On a serious note, there is a new virus going around. Please be
    very careful about files you receive attached to e-mails. Here's
    some more info: This virus warning is genuine.

    There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive
    any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply
    handed to you by a colleague, DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been
    circulating around our building for months and those who have
    been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found
    that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to
    function properly.

    If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work"
    at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with
    the words, "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub."
    The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain.

    If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the
    document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat
    and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order
    three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action
    14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any
    relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon