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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    DAFFYNITIONS:


    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.



    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.



    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.


    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.



    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.


    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.



    GOSSIP:
    A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.


    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


    MYTH:
    A female moth.


    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.


    RAISIN:
    Grape with a sunburn.


    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.


    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.


    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.
     
  2. eotp

    eotp

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    I like the definition (or daffynition) of SECRET above the best.

    Here's another,


    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    where 2 can live as cheaply as one

    ;f